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Posted by Jan Peek (199.91.36.254) on April 03, 2003 at 11:08:21:

In Reply to: Re: Missing life insurance policies posted by KEN YOUNG on April 03, 2003 at 09:14:37:

: AN EXAMPLE OF MIKE WEAVER'S (BUBB FAT) LOGIC

: Two rednecks, Bubba fat and Steve, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

: Bubba Fat Weaver goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.

: "What's logic?" asks Weaver.

: The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"

: "I sure do," answered the redneck Bubba Fat Weaver.

: Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard" replied the professor.

: The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a
: house."

: Impressed, the redneck Bubba Fat Weaver shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"

: "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."

: "Sally Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba Fat Weaver is obviously catching on.)

: "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.

: "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class", uttered Bubba Fat Weaver.

: Bubba Fat Weaver, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Steve was still waiting.

: "So what classes are ya takin?" Steve asks.

: "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba Fat Weaver.

: "What in tarnation is logic?", asks Steve.

: "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?", asks Bubba Fat Weaver.

: "No", replies Steve.

: "You're a queer, ain't ya?", Bubba Fat Weaver's logic dictates that he ask Steve.

: Bubba Fat's logic that he has demonstrated though his postings on these several message boards has absolutely no fact, basis, or foundation in what he yammers to support the common cause in challenging the deceptive business practices of the Primerica Sales Division.

: As all of you viewers here who also oppose the deceit of the PFS Sales Division have witnessed, Bubba Fat Weaver's logic fruitlessly dictates to him that he attack me who is one of the well-known opponents of the Primerica Sales Division.

: In Bubba Fat Weaver's selfish and greedy desire to become a qualified PFS Consultant to attorneys for his purpose of making a name for himself for once in his life, instead of attacking the common cause core of the problem which is the inducement orchestrations of the PFS Sales Division, he wastes his time and effort in the wrong direction.

: The excruciating mental pain he obviously is experiencing as I continue to expose him as a Charlatan must have fried any logic that he may have had at one time.

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